Concerned teacher: Where is Ronald Reagan? Who took Ronald Reagan? –ACORN High School for Social Justice Middle aged lady to companion: Ronald McDonald has his nose up Hello Kitty's dress. –Macy's Balloon Inflation before Thanksgiving Day Parade Hobo: If you ever touch Halle Berry, I'll fucking smack you! –Bryant Park Overheard by: Margot Girl yelling to friend getting out of cab: Get back here before I bite you in the face like Chris Brown! –St. Mark's Place & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Janelle Stoner, as credits roll for movie Push: Dude…fuck Dakota Fanning! –Palace Theatre Guy: But come on, it's the Jonas Brothers in 3-D. It's like pimples and eyebrows, comin' at'cha! –E 17th St Overheard by: the Big R Happy-go-lucky hobo: Liza Minelli? I thought that bitch was dead. (singing at the top of his lungs) I want to be a part of it…New York, New York! –47th & 7th Overheard by: Jesse Cromer