Heavy woman lugging suitcase to friends ahead of her: Wait! My breasts are falling out of my bra! I need help! –Union Square Overheard by: kpan Girl walking through hall: So are your tits getting bigger? –Fordham Lincoln Center Dorms Overheard by: Growing pains Girl on phone: Take my ass and add your boobs and it's like a wet dream in this neighborhood. –Orchard & Rivington Overheard by: Julie Guy smoking outside Starbucks: Well, we didn't have sex, but I did see her tits…in my head –36th & 7th Overheard by: Top Chef English teacher: We're like cows, milking the intellectual tits of our minds. –LaGuardia High School