Guy on cell: Wow! That's a lot of cookies. If I had that many cookies, I'd put a couple of them in my ass. (pause). It doesn't matter, I've got the space. I can't eat that many cookies. –23rd & Lexington Teen girl to teen boy: Unless you want a 9 millimeter stuck up your asshole. –Grand Central Terminal Girl on cell: Well, it's still rectal. –Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle 20-something girl to 20-something guy, quite loudly: Yeah, but putting a metal spike up his ass wasn't exactly what I had in mind! –28th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: Jar Aaron 20-something woman: Baby, I think we're going to keep the Thanksgiving dinner out of my asshole. –Herkimer St., Brooklyn Overheard by: M. Fresh