Teenage girl to friend: I'm not even kidding, her asshole was *this* big! (connects her thumbs and pointer fingers making a large circle) –Central Park Zoo Overheard by: soccer mom Female suit to friends: And the old-timers were just such assholes… –Walker & W Broadway Overheard by: j Big squirming Latin kid: God! I got this burnin' in my asshole, man! –Xavier High School Overheard by: seriously? Concerned friend to sobbing girl: All you did wrong was sleep with him before you knew he was an asshole! –Coffeeshop, Park Slope Overheard by: TheGreenCat