Serious 40-something man to five-year-old girl: So why do I always have to be the one to buy dinner? –8th Ave & 44th St Overheard by: Dean Mother to toddler: Why you always gotta sing Barney? Always Barney! You are so annoying! I'm sick of Barney. –1 Train Middle-aged Jewish man to eleven-year-old girl: But I don't think you have to worry about that, Talia, because there are very few Zoroastrians around these days. –93rd & Broadway Ghetto father making out with ghetto girl, to two-year-old tugging at his jeans: Nigga, stop cock-blockin me! –Fordham Road Overheard by: Laura Angry mom to eight-year-old son: When I find that brick, you're in big trouble! –Kane St & Clinton St, Brooklyn Overheard by: Phycobilins Emphatic mom to child holding her hand: You've gotta hold my hand! I'm forty-six years old and I still hold my mommy's hand! I'm forty-six years old! So you've gotta hold my hand! –50th & 9th Overheard by: Christiana Little