It Says to Use Your Mouth, But Isn't That Against God?

Cashier #1, holding black deflated balloon-thing: Dis thing don't work, I been blowin' it, but it don't blow.
Cashier #2: It ain't blow? You try to poke it? Wha' happen when you pokin it ?
Cashier #1: I just been tryin' to stick it in, and it ain't work.

--Duane Ready

Overheard by: I Love Duane Reed