Ghetto lady to another: Her son is a lesbian! –Port Authority Bus Station Suit to friend: Did I ever tell you about the time I ran into a Dunkin Donuts Drive Thru window with a transvestite in my back seat? –N Train Overheard by: Tater Cop: The trannies hate the DVDs. They just can't get along. They hate each other more than the Bloods and the Crips! –Union Square Overheard by: Jon A. Girl on cell: He just turned around and slipped into the skirt, and I just had to tell him! (pause) No, it didn't flatter his figure. –Avery Fisher Hall, Lincoln Center Crazy guy, pointing to girl sitting on fireplug: She's a man! That girl's a man! She's a man! Heh, heh…okay, stay there, I'll be right back. (pause) To punch you in the face! –23rd & 7th Overheard by: EthanK Guy on phone: First you wanted to be a car salesman, and now you want to be drag queen? –31st b/w 9th &10th Overheard by: roommate of guy on phone