Barista: Basically someone bought a coffee Friday, came back Monday and said it's cold. Um, yeah. It's three days later. –Starbucks, Canal & Broadway Overheard by: Kaitlen Woman, walking out of Starbucks empty-handed: Well, at least now we know where we can get coffee. You know, in the morning? –Starbucks, Times Square Overheard by: David Landfair NYU student to coffee cart man: Can I get a venti-large coffee? –Greene St & Washington Place, The Village Overheard by: Jane Male coworker: I was just going to turn water into coffee, like they do in the bible. –Broadway Hyper five-year-old to mom: Hey look, Starbucks. Let's go to Starbucks. Starbucks! Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee! –Astor Place Overheard by: Juxie Mother to hysterical baby in stroller: What do you want, huh? Coffee and a cigarette? –Outside Bloomingdale's Overheard by: kteezy