Middle aged black woman on cell: Does your mother know we're married yet? –Forever 21, Union Square Overheard by: Sophie 2nd grader: See! This is what happens when a man marries another man! They get divorced! –22nd & Lexington Angry man to woman: They just had to get fucking married two days before fucking Christmas! –Century 21 Overheard by: Amina Dejected guy, slumping on stairs: Will you marry me? –11th St & b/w University Place & Broadway Overheard by: Alex Bailey Guy on phone: She already said yes, so I don't have to get her a ring, right? (pause) Well, why do I have to get her a ring if she already said yes? –18th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Jessica Bergin