Granted, Sometimes It's Like Drinking from the Fire Hose

NYU guy #1: You know it's impossible to swallow a whole teaspoon of cinnamon?
NYU guy #2: Wait, why not?
NYU guy #1: Because it accumulates into clumps and dries up your mouth.
NYU guy #2: Oh, cinnamon! I thought you said "semen." I was going to be like "Yes you can!"

--3rd Ave & 11th St