Guy, refusing to hold on to train pole: I'm trying to see how stupid I can really be. –7 Train Overheard by: jj Train conductor: Next stop, 42nd. If you want to transfer to the e, I think it's running on the r, so get off next stop and walk to the r line. Don't be an idiot and wait for a train that ain't coming. Get off at 42nd and go to the r line. –A Train Overheard by: Amy Chubby girl, passionately arguing on cell: I really believe Fabio is so not stupid. (pause) Seriously! He just has trouble…um…communicating. –Outside Educational Housing Services, Clark & Henry Overheard by: Blue Steel Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, we have an idiot on board. He knows who he is. –N Train