Suit on cell: You're stupid enough to swallow a condom but you're smart enough to know you can sue someone. –69th & York Overheard by: Eugene Attractive tall Asian chick with purple hair on cell: There's no way I would be compatible with someone so much smarter than me. –Joralemon & Columbia, Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: Awesome Mother Fucker Effeminate young man to lady friend: I think you're street smart when nobody tells you you're street smart. –C train Father to son: You are so smart. You are going to be the leader of a cult someday. –Thompson & Spring