Woman on cell: I'd love to watch football with you. I'll even hold the balls. –92nd & Lexington Boyfriend to guy sitting between him and his girlfriend: Hey man, can you slide over? I need some ball space over here. –Uptown 4 Train 20-something chick: I aim for as many balls as possible. –Columbia University Overheard by: Meister Woman to male Target employee: Do you have balls? (brief awkward pause) Like playing ones… –Target, Queens Mother to kids: Okay, raise your hand if you don't have balls! (group of boys eagerly raise their hands) –LIRR Overheard by: Chadwick