Lady on phone: Well, I wish I could get the fat removed from my back but we can't all get what we want, can we? –Target 10-year-old child with mother and younger siblings: I wish I could get a diaper… –K-Mart, Astor Place Random smoking kid: I really wish I could smoke out of my ass. –Lincoln Center Girl crossing the street: I really wish something would hit me…I need some money. –Times Square Overheard by: 3 day tourist Girl, after receiving gift: This is…this is so great! I'm so happy! Oh, man! I…I wish you had a little penis so I could give it a rub right now! –Barnes & Noble, Park Slope