Professor: They make disposable everything these days. Disposable diapers, disposable razors. They even make edible underwear, don't they? (class is silent) Yes! They do! (pause) Maybe I'm telling you more about myself than I should be… –Wagner College Girl: Wait, my panties! –Franklin St Guy on phone: I told you to take your thong off! –60th & Columbus Man: I do not want to know your bra size! Ever! –Hunter College Overheard by: Christina M. Guy on cell: He wore boxers and it was like, "okay, so you hang to the left…" –W 46th St Older gentleman to lady friend: If this keeps up, I'm going to have to start wearing underwear. –14th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Kat