I Just Wondered How You Got Blue Ink on Your Tongue

Hipster dude: So what was the special going away gift he gave you?
Hot Latin chick: He let me sign his nuts this time! He's so fucking hot.
Hipster dude: Um...this time?
Hot Latin chick: Yeah, for my birthday I signed his penis.
Hipster dude: Stupid question...did you do anything else with it?
Hot Latin chick: Dude? I'm not a slut! ...jeez, man.

--Bar, Williamsburg

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