If Shroomers Wrote Soap Operas

Standing dude: Yo, why are you staring at me?
Seated girl: Oh. Never mind. From the side, you looked like this dude I went to boarding school with. But you're not. I think he's on mushrooms.
Standing dude: I was on shrooms yesterday...
Seated girl: Scott?
Standing dude: Julia?
Seated girl: Shit!

--L Train