Earth chick on cell: I had meditation and yoga class today. So, if you're coming over tonight we have to have spiritual sex. –Barnes & Noble Guy on cell: You're never going to believe this, but I need to tell you anyways. I just did some witchcraft. –9th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Smoking Student Yoga teacher: Not being able to do something can teach you a lot about yourself. Like how you're a fucking loser. –Midtown Rich white girl with dog in purse: Yeah, so when I went to go buy a dog, I picked Pookie out because he's a Pisces and I'm a Virgo, and that way our personalities will match. –C Train Overheard by: evan White dude to another: I'd like to see what his chi looks like. –Chinatown Overheard by: Aileen