Eight-year-old Russian boy, in Martin Luther King voice: I had a dream, that one day…I pooped. (giggles) –Q Ttrain Overheard by: Robert G. Drunk bro on phone: I know I'm not the guy you fuck in the shower, but can I shit on your chest? –Fordham University Woman on cell: There's no law against defecation. –3rd Ave & 10th St Overheard by: SophieMed Man whispering into cell: I'm going to have to take a number two while we're talking. –Sunshine Suites Young man on cell: We're in the ticket line. Are you still pooping? –Castle Clinton Overheard by: B Fraz 20-something guy to friends: When I poop on something, I want someone to notice! –Bushwick, Brooklyn Overheard by: I prefer to flush