Wednesday One-Liners Don't Call It a "Job" for Nothin'

Bar hopper: Look at him! He's 20, but he sucks dick like he's 47!

--2nd Ave & 5th St

Overheard by: Christian

Girl on cell: I'm really mad that he's telling everyone I gave him head, and calling my mom a milf.

--West 72nd Urban Outfitters

Overheard by: Will

Student on cell: I can't wait to put that in my mouth.

--Columbia University

Overheard by: Wait, What?

30-something to teen: I'm telling you: ignore a bitch and she'll be giving you head in a day.

--Central Park

Slutty girl: So after about five minutes, I took a break and my jaw was shaking.

--87th & 3rd

Crazy hobo: Look, I don't mean this in a sexual manner, but could you suck my dick?

--Times Square