The Audacity Of Wednesday One-Liners

Black guy, cutting in front of line at movie theater: Excuse me, Barack Obama is President now. Thank you.

--AMC Movie Theater

Overheard by: Emmy

Man with hand stuck in bus door to bus driver: We got a black President and you actin' like this? You civil service!

--14D Bus

Sketching Jamaican hobo: Obama is some kinda skateboard.

--Shuttle to Times Square

Subway hobo: How come Obama don't have sex with his wife no more? Because every time she opens her legs, he sees bush!

--1 Train

Man to toddler in his arms: That's Obama. He's gonna save us all from doom! From doom!

--University & 12th St