Wednesday's the Most Sensitive Part Of Your One-Liner

Guy to girl: I have a proprietary interest in your nipples.

--Park Slope

Overheard by: Hunter (aka

Hobo coming out of cardboard box to group of blonde chicks: Run yo nipples!

--Blake St

Teenage girl: It's so fucking cold my nipples could pick up radio stations.

--Central Park

20-something Asian guy: But I know babies' nipples are so sensitive...

--Grand & Eldridge

Hobo, yelling at couple on the street: What the hell I look like to you? Huh?! I'm a gangsta! If I had three nipples and no legs, I'd still get laid! (shakes cane at them)

--41st & 8th

Overheard by: S&B at STJ