Guy to girl: I have a proprietary interest in your nipples. –Park Slope Overheard by: Hunter (aka Hobo coming out of cardboard box to group of blonde chicks: Run yo nipples! –Blake St Teenage girl: It's so fucking cold my nipples could pick up radio stations. –Central Park 20-something Asian guy: But I know babies' nipples are so sensitive… –Grand & Eldridge Hobo, yelling at couple on the street: What the hell I look like to you? Huh?! I'm a gangsta! If I had three nipples and no legs, I'd still get laid! (shakes cane at them) –41st & 8th Overheard by: S&B at STJ