Wednesday One-Liners Kinda Miss Bush's Speeches

President: Are they de-seminating the office?...I mean decimating?

--40th & Madison Ave

Overheard by: EScrillz

Girl reading poster: The fastest... (pause) "fastest." Is that a word?

--42nd St AMC Theatre

Overheard by: Steph

Man on cell: Yeah, well that's what the beasting is for!

--Penn Station

Woman to friends: You know me, I say what I speak.

--Fordham Road

Frenchman trying to learn English: I was a beef with those potatoes!

--TGI Fridays, Times Square

Overheard by: CS

Hipster art student to friend: As much as...like...whatever, like.

--School of Visual Arts

Overheard by: I guess that's English

Tourist: I feel so elated! Wait...no, I mean, "violated."

--Uptown 3 Train

Overheard by: Sally Tempo