Hobo to long-haired hipster playing around with remote-control car: Get a job, asshole! –Norfolk & Rrivington, Lower East Side Overheard by: globalvillageidiot Hobo to passerby: Hey, wanna cum on my ass? –72nd St & Amsterdam Overheard by: Rei Hobo to girl giving him money: Not too much, gorgeous! –13th St & University Hobo: What time is bedtime at the Neverland ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand! (pause) Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-seven year olds? Because there's twenty of them! –1 Train Bag lady, screaming and chasing a suit: You muthafucka, you stole my 401k! I'ma getchya and take it back! –52nd & 6th Overheard by: Get me out of Finance