Little Did He Know Her Credit Came With Zero Interest

Hispanic guy, noting hot chick passerby: Hey, baby.
Hot chick: (rolls eyes)
Hispanic guy: (takes off shirt and puts it on the ground for her to walk over)
Hot chick, stopping: I'll give you some credit for that one...but fuck off. (continues walking)

--50th & 9th

Overheard by: passerby

Headline by: ddv

Runners-Up:
· "A Dramatization Of Citibank's Credit Protocol" - NoCredit
· "But...I Would Have Taken You to 4th Meal!" - Maddy
· "How Many Credits Do I Need to Save Up For a Blowjob?" - mark
· "It Was a Bad Day To Forget That He Was Wearing a Sports Bra" - Nick Pollotta
· "Matthew McConaughey Finally Gets Some Cred...." - RaindanceRichard
· "Next Time He Won't Give a Shirt" - Sim Etrias
· "Raleigh Gets the Old "Fuck Ye" From Elizabeth Yet Again" - Laureen


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