Don't Act Like You Don't Know What I Mean-- I've Seen Your Apartment

Russian woman w/heavy accent: So you know it was arranged--like arranged marriage--and I marry him for dowry.
Friend, in disbelief: My goodness! For what? Like cows?
Russian woman: What cows? We live in the city! For money, I marry him for money.

--23rd St & Park Ave

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