Professor: Martin Luther King, Jr had women in his hotel room. He was running around on Coretta.
Student: Maybe, they were studying the bible.
(class laughs)
Professor
: Well, she may have been calling out Jesus's name. But they sure as hell weren't reading the bible.

Slow girl, five minutes later: Oh, I get it. Ew!

–Baruch College

Overheard by: kteezy