20-something girl: And then they had another raffle and I won another 30 minutes of free porn and a vibrator. –Chelsea Market Overheard by: eSong Man, talking to himself in the park: I don't discriminate against women. Women discriminate against me. Why? Because they have all different kinds of dildos. –City Hall Park Salesman, shouting to man with girlfriend: Have you been neglecting your butthole lately? I'm selling some nice greasy vibrators here! –34th St Overheard by: Jessica 30-something balding man on cell: Dildo and show… –14th & 3rd Woman to friends posing for picture: 1…2…3…say: "sex toys!" –West Village Mythology professor: Ares was a bit stupid, so Aphrodite was pretty much the brains of that operation. For her, he was basically just a living dildo. –Hunter College Overheard by: Sarah