Overweight geeky lunatic protester: The perpetual battery will last longer than any of us! The perpetual battery is the answer to all of our energy problems! It will draw its power from the very vacuum of space! –Union Square South Overheard by: Percival Crazy old guy with beard and hat with lots of buttons: Where is the moon? Where is the moon, where is the galaxy? Have you ever seen Men in Black? It's all about the galaxy. The earth is beneath Columbus Circle. The moon is at 64th and Central Park West. If you had to suspend reality, how would you do it? –Uptown 2 Train Overheard by: Jingles Professor: Has anybody ever seen a solar eclipse? Anybody, anybody? (silence) No? Well, maybe we were all inside on Facebook when it happened… –St. John's University, Staten Island Overheard by: Andrea Visiting professor, explaining "word salad": Cream cheese to the moon mother, fuckers! –Columbia University Overheard by: Molly Moo Obviously sober guy: I know Vikings eat ham, but what about Saturn? –Rotating Cube Sculpture, Astor Place Blonde: You cannot eat in space! It sucks you in. –Union Square Crazy bag man with hat full of buttons: Where's the moon, where's the moon? If the globe on Columbus Cirlce is the earth, the moon is on 63rd Street West. That is a test of spatial ree-al-uh-tee. How well did you do? –Uptown 3 Train, Brooklyn Overheard by: Les Izzmore