I Prefer to Think That He Jumped Out Of a Cake and Yelled "Surprise!"

Foreign TA: I don't understand why they use the egg for Easter.
American TA: Oh, it doesn't really have anything to do with Easter, we just appropriated pagan rituals.
Foreign TA: I thought Easter is when Jesus was reborn.
American TA: It is.
Foreign TA: I thought maybe he was reborn out of an egg.

--Columbia University

Overheard by: MCLD