Guy pouring himself cup of coffee to guy watching: You and I just really need to have a huge fight. I think that's the only way we can truly be friends. –Fox News Breakroom Overheard by: CreateEvity College girl on cell: I'm a real-life imaginary friend to two different people. –Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: Am I Imaginary? Soft-spoken thug on cell: I don't want to upset my baby momma, but I don't want to lose you as a friend. –123rd & Broadway Overheard by: EthanK Girl on phone: His name isn't CJ, it's JP. He wants to be friends with me, I'm gonna friend the heck outta him! –Lafayette & White Loud gay guy: So he asks me, "are we still just friends?" and I'm like, "umm, your dick was just in my mouth. Thats not what just friends do." –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Ricardo the Sex Machine Suit to hot chick: So what's your take on the bottled water companies? Friend or foe? –Odeon, Thomas & Broadway Overheard by: Rich Mintz