English teacher, telling student how to read play: Brian, you're like Martin Luther King meets 50 Cent! –English Class, Bronx HS of Science Overheard by: Lillian Woman answering cell on bus: You saw Beyoncé? (everyone stares) Sorry. Did you say, "Hi, fiancée," or "I saw Beyoncé"?" –126 Bus Loud fat hipster chick: So she said I'm like Britney Spears with Lindsay Lohan's body, because my weight fluctuates like Lohan's. And I'm okay with that, because you know what? Lohan is a great celebrity. I mean, look, Kate Winslet is lovely and all, but what is she doing tonight? Sitting on a couch somewhere, drinking moderately probably. What is Lohan doing? Probably something really gay and coked up. I'd rather be gay and coked up than drinking moderately on a couch, any day of the week. –Duane Reade Overheard by: Jas Metal kid: I smell like Robert Downey, Jr. –Don Pedro's, Boerum & Manhattan, Brooklyn Overheard by: LP Hobo: I always thought Madonna was a trashy white cunt. –Restaurant Row Overheard by: Al-master Guy to girl: You know, I'm sure you're a wonderful lover, and you don't need to be comparing yourself to Lance Armstrong. Like, that's just a fool's game. –Park Slope Overheard by: Helena