Guy on cell: In a wig, with his pants down, watching her from his car. –33rd St, Astoria Overheard by: Ferna Teen to another: Barack Obama said, "pull your pants up!" –Broadway & 72nd St NYU girl: I wanna do it, and I wanna do it in my pants box. –Weinstein Hall, NYU Border's employee to man sleeping in chair: Sir, could you please wake up? …and also zip up your pants. –Borders Guy on phone: Well, I guess I thought you might be kind of gay after you invited me to that "no pants" party. –Astoria