This Is Plan: B, Plan: A Was (Tilts Head Toward Aluminum Garbage Can)

Young-looking 40-something: So, I've got some big news for you all...
Mother: Oh? Really?
Young-looking 40 something: We're adding a new member to the family!
Mother: You're pregnant?!
Young-looking 40-something: No, my daughter is. (tilts head towards teenage daughter)

--Cafeteria, Metropolitan Museum of Art

Headline by: Ryan

Runners-Up:
· "But, Okay, Yes, I Am Too" - Chuckles
· "Just Like Mom Used to Make 'em" - Slater
· "So You DIDN'T Just Save 15% on Car Insurance?" - benj
· "You Know It's Time to Run for Vice-President When..." - Morning Glory


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