Tonight, on Queer As Fock...

Drunk passerby to group of hipsters in front of him: All these fucking nerdy guys are with hot girls these days.
Female hipster: Oh, why thank you! He's gay, so it doesn't really matter anyway.
Drunk passerby: Oh, damn. He's gay...?
Male hipster: Yeah, but I'm a math major, so it was fair of you to call me nerdy.

--East Village