Guy to girlfriend and friend: Goddammit, neither one of you is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. –8th & 9th Overheard by: cracking up Girl on cell: Are all she-males gay? Cause if they're into women, sign me up. –Astor Place Teen on cell: Dudes have, like, purses here… –110th & Broadway Overheard by: Al-master Guy to friend: She's not a tranny, but she's, y'know: tran-y. –Grand St & Bedford Ave Overheard by: KateM Man on cell: You and I are both complex women. It's more complicated than that. –21st St & 8th Ave Overheard by: Ben