Wednesday O-o-o-oooo-One-Liners

Skinny Spanish girl: That nigga was saying how he had me moaning and screaming, but I was like, "nigga, I'm just loud--that doesn't mean you're good!"

--Ft. Hamilton Parkway, Brooklyn

Overheard by: also loud

Ghetto chick to friend: Yo...in my country, it's illegal to not please your woman. You gotta fuck her till she begs you to stop.

--116th & 1st

Overheard by: DonnaRae

Man on phone: Yeah...I just fingerblasted her for like an hour. No big deal.

--E 4th St & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: intern2

Mom to teenage son: And I was like "sure, have sex in my bed, it never sees any."

--Mercer & W 3rd

Girl on cell: Oh no, he's back fucking his secretary now, so I'm like, completely free!

--East Village

20-something on cell, after loud graphic sex tale: And don't you be telling anyone! I don't like strangers knowing my business.

--Express Bus to Brooklyn