Asian schoolgirl to friend: So he says "you're a racist," and I'm like, "I can't be a racist, I'm a race!" –Ridgewood, Queens Overheard by: Squidocto Fair-skinned Italian Long Island woman: So they both took a paper bag test, and passed. –Barnes & Noble Cafe Overheard by: a.j.w. Yuppie Indian woman: In *my* culture, I'm not black. –Flatbush Ave Overheard by: mojbe Ridiculously loud girl employee: Bobby! What's your ethnicity? –NYU Overheard by: …not the only shocked observer Eight-year old black kid to 20-something babysitter, about younger brother: He likes black girls, but I like white girls! –Outside Delancey Station