Most People Can't See Me, Y'know

Awkward middle-aged man: Hi.
College student: Uh, hi.
Awkward middle-aged man: Sorry I keep staring at you. It's just that you remind me of a mythical creature. Or maybe it's a Muppet.
College student: Oh. Let me guess...Snuffleupagus?
Awkward middle-aged man: Yes, that's it!

--6 Train