You Can't Walk Like an Egyptian Without Lots Of Lubrication

Woman to man: He's got this charm about him--he's slimy, like he's Egyptian or something.
(man, uneasy, looks around to check there are no Egyptians in there)
Woman, quickly
: I don't mean "slimy" in a bad way.

Man: Sure.

--A Train

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