Chick on cell: It's all about the eyeball lick. Tell her. –59th St & 9th Ave Overheard by: aenigma NYPD cop: I would rather lick the street than ever smell your fart again. –Forsyth St & E Houston St Overheard by: Dave-o Teen girl to friends: He's so gross! Seriously, I'd rather lick my cat's asshole than hook up with that guy! –Barnes & Noble, Bayside Guy at bar to friend: I can't believe you married a woman who won't lick your asshole. –Ale House, MacDougal St Random woman: Why do you always insist on licking my elbow? –86th & 3rd Overheard by: Jana