Teenage nerd: My boss and my dealer have the same name. One time I called my boss asking for weed, and he was like "hey!" and I was like "yo, lemme cop" and he was like "I think you have the wrong number" and I hung up. –Tompkins Square Park Overheard by: joy Yuppie 30-something in black coat and white scarf: I'm going crazy! I've got his dealer's number programmed into my phone, but I can't remember her name, so if I call, I won't know who to ask for. And you have to know who to ask for, or they'll think you're a cop! –16th St & 7th Ave Loud, mildly intoxicated girl at dinner: People who litter are so much worse than drug dealers. –Brooklyn Lady on cell: Tourism is the only industry that doesn't depend on drug cartels. –14th St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Diaz