Exasperated woman on phone: It's a phone interview! What does it matter what type of boobs I have? –Office Building, 32nd & 7th Overheard by: erkala Girl, after guy accidentally hit her boob: Ow! You should be squeezing them, not hitting them! –Toys R' Us, Times Square Overheard by: Lotte Upper West Side girl to friend: I hate that my boobs are so big! It completely ruins that skirt for me. –Canal Street Hobo: But I don't want to love my breasts! –Ave B Man on cell: So you're coming to New York? That's good. I called your mother, she said you're staying with some girl with big tits tonight. –West 4th Street Guy to another, while at lunch: I don't care if you think I live too fast and I'll be dead at 45. At least I'll die with a tittie in my mouth! –Bryant Park Overheard by: sal b