Don't Even Ask Her About "Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho"

Dopey guy: Oh yeah, Phenomena!
Girlfriend: No, it's "mahna mahna"... The Muppets, right?
Dopey guy: But I always thought it was "Phenomena"! Like...Phenomenon.
Girlfriend: No. (sighs)

--Subway, 29th St & 7th Ave

Overheard by: Jane