Fat guy in telephone booth: Yeah, well, Hitler invented the Volkswagen bus. –7th Ave & Waverly Overheard by: Mark Martin Woman in alpine hat to another: I was not about to drag your half-conscious ass around a concentration camp! –Zum Schneider German Restaurant/Bar Overheard by: Nella Guy: Jury duty is like the Holocaust. They put you in line and march you into a strange room. –Off The Wagon Restaurant Overheard by: thankfully not jewish Teen boy: Yeah, after I watched that movie I couldn't talk to German people at all. For like a month afterwards, every time I saw a person who looked German I was like, "you evil, evil Nazi!" –Bull Statue, Bowling Green Little boy to friends: And next year, we're going to assassinate Hitler! –66th St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Liz