Professor: Let's take a poll: who thinks I am gay? –Lehman College Flamboyant gay guy to butch gay guy: You, like, sneeze glitter. That's how gay you are! –9th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: TR Daughter to sobbing mother: Mom! Seriously, stop! I'm going to slap you. (mom continues sobbing) I'm not gay! Relax, okay? –New Utrecht High School Overheard by: Straight girl Tween girl to friend: He's 17 years old and he doesn't have any kids? What? Is he gay? –A Train Teenage boy: Even if it's with a girl, it's still gay. –L Train Overheard by: Sean