What Did the Environment Ever Do for Wednesday One-Liners?

Recycling activist: I myself used to be a plastic bottle!

--Outside BLT Burger, 6th Ave

Overheard by: sromeo

Student: Why the fuck are people still building greenhouses if we have the greenhouse effect?

--Columbia University

20-something to friend: I don't understand the sudden concern about global warming...I mean, it's what happened at the end of the Ice Age!

--LaGuardia Community College, Long Island

Overheard by: lulah

Greenpeace worker: Hey! Do you fucking care about the environment?

--Washington Square Park

Greenpeace guy, with puppy dog face: Are you sad about the trees?

--78th St & Amsterdam

Overheard by: citysnidget