Girl: I feel like she's really good at illegal stuff. –34th & 9th Overheard by: hellothere Haggard-looking woman, screaming into cell: What? Now you're gettin' locked up and I am going to fucking prison now! Perfect! (sprints out of store) –King Kullen, Staten Island Preteen to another: So when you get arrested and your mom asks you where you were, you weren't with me. –1st Ave & 16th Overheard by: Wes Mantooth Female teen to another: Yeah, that's what my dad got arrested for, too. –Central Park Teen boy on cell: I get a lot of shit from authority figures. Especially when I'm getting arrested. –Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn Overheard by: The Man(dy)