I Wasn't Always a Security Guard, Y'know

Girl selling at bake sale #1: This is so stupid. No one wants anything.
Security guard: That's cause you're doin' it all wrong.
Girl selling at bake sale #2: Oh yeah? What should we do?
Security guard: Next person that passes, be like "Yo! I got your brownie!" then when they come over, give it to them and be like "Aight, that's two dollars."


--Manhattan College, The Bronx